Back To School, Back To School,

To prove to my dad that I'm no fool.

The children went back to school today. I have been looking forward to this moment since June 5th, 2009! But then, all of a sudden, I got really depressed last night. I was super anxious and couldn't sleep. I was a bundle of nerves and didn't want them going to school. I almost called them in. Instead, I took a deep breath, washed my face with cold water, and looked in the mirror and said, "You can do this!" I got them all off to school (except Wini cuz she is too tiny). As soon as I left school I felt much better. Outa sight, outa mind, right? And by the time I met up with Amy and mom for lunch, I was positively giddy about the whole situation. What in the world am I gonna do Monday through Friday from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.? I guess you will be seeing a lot more of me in smartremarksbookclub.blogspot.com and on facebook. My farm is gonna be awesome!

Uh.....

Teddy drew this picture on Wini's arm. It is suppose to look like an anchor, like Popeye's. I am not sure. I think I see something different. What do YOU see?Do you think I should wash it off or take her to the grocery store with it on their?

Eat Teddy, Eat. No one likes a skinny Teddy.

I was stalking random people on Facebook this morning (cuz I am creepy like that) and looking at their pictures. I stumbled upon a lady who's kid plays football on Teddy's team and she had a photo album titled "Tristan's Football Practice". I was so excited since I haven't seen any practices. Morgan is the Head Coach (that's right, the HEAD coach!) so I don't have to take him to practice. The pictures were disturbing... Warning, this is not for the faint of heart. Teddy is the white haired boy wearing the white and blue shirt, in the middle.

What's that? You don't get what the big deal is? I thought so. It takes a very observant and paranoid person to see it. I zoomed in for you...

Look at the boy in the red shirt's leg and compare it to Teddy's. Uhhhh...... What are they feeding him???? Is he only six???? Do they make larger size socks??? Is his last name O'Doul???? I don't think this is safe. Who is going to want to pull off THAT kid's flag? My kid will be targeted for sure! I bet the other coaches are already telling their teams to go after the fragile one. EEEK!

We're Country

The other night I walked into the house late at night and was startled to see Wini still up, in her clothes sitting on the bathroom floor. Upon closer look, I see it is not her but her boots and pants, still inflated, in the sitting position on the bathrrom floor.

Her boots are still inside her pants, which means that it was all one move. That is so red neck!!! Where does she get this from?!?!?! Oh wait........

Okay, make sense now.

Public Apology........

okay..........first of all.......... i need to say something to everyone...........so listen up.......... i don't apologize often..........because i am NEVER wrong AND i never doing anything bad..........but i have to tell you something.....because i have something to say.........and that is .........i am sorry.

a public apology to EVERYONE who reads my blog.

i am sorry

i am sorry........that i have not been blogging. i know you are all obsessed with my blog......and i can't blame you........and i haven't been blogging....which is not fair to my loyal bloggees........so i am sorry........i am sorry i have been absent......i am absent......i will no longer be absent......because i am a fighter........i can't keep going........because i am absent....sorry to all.

sorry

sorry

sorry

i will start blogging pronto..........like maybe next week.........